NATIONAL STEP IN A PUDDLE AND SPLASH DAY

[Michael Bush]

Marsupials in Australia have been found drinking puddles of water with premium leaves from eucalyptus trees that have falling into them and enjoying it.
They believe it's some koala tea

A guy fell in a puddle
Everybody else was laughing but i have a dry sense of humor.

What do you get when you hit a poodle with a bulldozer?
A puddle.

Bob was a great guitarist
Until the day he stepped in a puddle while playing his Fender Strat.
That was the moment he became a great conductor.

What did the frog say when he jumped in the puddle?
Knee deep

Two ants came across a puddle in their way. Instead of walking the long way around, one ant jumped in to swim across. Confused, his friend yelled out, "What are you doing?" to which the swimming ant replied, "Being afishant."

What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.