Shortbread

[Michael Bush]

What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.

A dad walks into a bakery and he asks, "Hey do you have any big pieces of shortbread?"
The baker responds, "No, we don't make them any longer."

If the British shortbread company opened up a branch in Austin and then threw a huge party to celebrate...
...it would be a Walkers: Texas rager

Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery?s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
Shortbread

Whats a Corgi's favorite kind of cookie?
Shortbread.

My husband said I'm not allowed to make shortbread any longer.
Because then it would be longbread.