It's Green Juice day

[Michael Bush]

Why wasn't the food lion bag boy allowed to work at the juice bar?
Because baggers cant be juicers.

I lost 90 pounds in 30 days on the kale juice diet
Every day I bought one juice for 3 pounds.

A man walks into a juice bar and orders a spinach smoothie. The Mexican behind the counter says "would you like to add any milk protein?"
The man responds, "No whey Jose."

If you drink 2 glasses of Kale juice daily, it will destroy your belly fat and
Your desire to live too.