It's NATIONAL HOT CHOCOLATE DAY

[Michael Bush]

What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?
Cocoa-Nuts

Should you use water or milk for hot chocolate?
Some say the choice is clear, but I strongly disagree.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
Because he didn?t want to fall into the cup of hot chocolate.

Why did the hot chocolate go to the police?
Cause it got mugged.

Knock, knock.
(Who?s there?)
Candy!
(Candy who?)
Candy you make me a cup of hot chocolate?

Knock, knock.
(Who?s there?)
Sid.
(Sid who?)
Sid down and have a cup of hot chocolate.

Knock, knock.
(Who?s there?)
Rich!
(Rich, who?)
Rich, dark, and hot chocolate!

Knock, knock.
(Who?s there?)
Imogen.
(Imogen who?)
Imogen life without hot chocolate!