NATIONAL REGISTERED DIETITIAN NUTRITIONIST DAY

[Michael Bush]

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A mean o' acid.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to dis a brie?

My nutritionist showed up at my door unannounced!
I didn?t ?vitamin.

My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients
I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.

A nutritionist tells an anorexic patient, "You are what you eat."
The anorexic person yells back in an offended tone, "So you're saying that I'm nothing?!"

I got dumped by a woman that was a nutritionist.
She said, "Come back to me when you know what's good for you."