NATIONAL BARBIE DAY

[Michael Bush]

Did you hear there?s a new Divorce Barbie?
It comes with all of Ken?s accessories.

What do you call Barbie underwater?
Doll Fin.

Why aren?t Barbie dolls made of plastic anymore
Because the Kardashian?s took it all

How does Barbie look so good despite being 63?
Plastic Surgery

In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who's a homeless man from New Jersey
Hobo Ken.