Honest Answer

[Ben Framed]

A couple had been married many years.

The wife confessed to her husband, "honey I can't help but notice while looking in the mirror putting on makeup, the wrinkles are getting longer and deeper and this is depressing. Can you give me a word of encouragement?"

The Husband, loving his wife dearly, quickly went into action searching for encouragement! The first good quality, quickly came to his mind, 'and out of his mouth'; "I sure can honey, look on the bright side of things", "at least your vision is still 20/20!"

[JurassicApiary]

HA!  Cue the glare...

[iddee]

The little old lady sitting in church leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let a silent stinker, what should I do? He whispered back, "change the battery in your hearing aid".

[Ben Framed]

😁