Bee Jokes

[Michael Bush]

Wasps are just wannabees.
What did the bee say to the flower? Hey bud.
What?s a bee?s favorite flower? A bee-gonia.
Bee motto: Time is honey.
What do bees chew? Bumble gum.
Why did the bee go to the dermatologist? It had hives.
Who?s a bee?s favorite painter? Pablo Beecasso.
What?s the one thing bees never forget to bring to the beach? Frisbees.
What do you get if you cross a bee with a dog? A beegle.
When do bees get married? When they?ve found their honey.
What did the businesswoman say? We are in bees-ness now.
What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.
Which bee gives you a second chance? The plan bee.
What do you get when you cross a doorbell and a bee?  A hum-dinger!