Presidents In Oz

Started by pdmattox, January 19, 2007, 09:03:09 PM

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pdmattox

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
“What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?”
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."
No Problem! Said the Wizard. Who’s next?
Richard Nixon stepped forward, “Well, I think I need a heart."
  "Done! Says the Wizard.
Up stepped George Bush and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! Said the Wizard. Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"

"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
     




Kathyp

good one.  may i pass it on?
The people the people are the rightful masters of both congresses and courts not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it.

Abraham  Lincoln
Speech in Kansas, December 1859

pdmattox

Pass it as much as you want. :-D

mabuzzbee

I am nobody.  Nobody is perfect.  Therefore, I am perfect.

buzzbeejr

i dont get it might i might get mom to explain it to me.
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