How to prepare for alien invasion

[Jerrymac]

You have been warned;

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070425/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_aliens1;_ylt=Aq8zZ84fs0jrdXxarKJMrvXMWM0F

[Kathyp]

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

i might have already shared this site.  it's one of my favorites  :-)

[Jerrymac]

Every time I put the foil over my head I stop hearing the voices and start running into things  :shock: :shock: :shock:

[Michael Bush]

I read a great article once.  The title was "Kill them and eat them".  The subtitle was "no matter how bad they taste".  The gist was that anytime a technologically superior culture meets a technologically inferior culture the only ones that get left alone are the cannibals, most of whom are still being left alone while all the friendly Indians have been wiped out.  So what we should do if we ever meet ETs is BBQ them and hopefully their friends will leave us alone because we are too disgusting to mess with.  :)

[Understudy]

When the aliens arrive they will eat the fat one's first.

That was the slogan on a billboard for a gym. I still find it funny.

Sincerely,
Brendhan

[abejaruco]

If I spread honey on my head, and use a Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie, Will I stop the baldness? :-D

[Brian D. Bray]

I'm not sure but it should do wonders for you pompador.  Better than Bryel Creme.

[kensfarm]

If I spread honey on my head, and use a Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie, Will I stop the baldness? :-D

No.. but the big monster aliens will think you look like a big Hersey's Kiss & eat you! 

[KONASDAD]

When the aliens arrive they will eat the fat one's first.

That was the slogan on a billboard for a gym. I still find it funny.

Sincerely,
Brendhan

Its just a sales pitch. Fat people are unhealthy! Even alians would know that! Dangerous to BBQ as they create grease flare-ups!

[Cindi]

Konasdad, now that was a funnneeeeee.  Grease fires are a bummer.  Have a great and wonderful day, Cindi