PUNS and Spoonerisms

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Mklangelo

#40
November 11, 2007, 04:11:23 AM
we'll have the hags flung out.   we'll have the flags hung out.






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Cindi

#41
November 11, 2007, 04:03:01 PM
 :) :) :)Cindi
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service

Burl

#42
November 12, 2007, 01:14:48 PM
What happened to the little monsters when they ate their vegetables ??




                                   They  "grew-some" .
                                                                        ---Burl---
Of all the things I've ever been called ;
I do like "Dad" the most .   ---Burl---

Cindi

#43
November 14, 2007, 12:50:10 AM
 :) :) :)Cindi
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service

Burl

#44
November 15, 2007, 11:29:11 AM
What do you call a cow with no legs ?

                     
              Ground beef ?

  What do you call a cow with two legs shorter on one side ?



               Lean beef .
                                                                          ---Burl---
Of all the things I've ever been called ;
I do like "Dad" the most .   ---Burl---

qa33010

#45
November 17, 2007, 01:44:30 AM
   Burl... you really horned in with those.   Well I better hoof it while I can. :-P
Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try."  So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin.  If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it.  (unknown)

Cindi

#46
November 17, 2007, 01:20:39 PM
Ah, ha, ha,  :) :) :)Cindi
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service

Burl

#47
November 17, 2007, 01:36:15 PM
Hey QA ,   Usually I do do try to "steer" clear of the cow jokes , But this time I thought I should "milk" it for all its worth.  And , that's no "bull' .

                                                                   ---Burl---
Of all the things I've ever been called ;
I do like "Dad" the most .   ---Burl---

Cindi

#48
November 17, 2007, 01:43:09 PM
Ah, ha, ha, ha, you brought that smile to my face, where on earth do you get all these puns, Burl.....Cindi
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service

Burl

#49
November 17, 2007, 03:15:34 PM
Hey Cindi ,  What makes you think that they came from earth?  Heaven only knows , with a spacey guy like me what my next orbit will be.

                                                                       ---Burl---
Of all the things I've ever been called ;
I do like "Dad" the most .   ---Burl---

buzzbeejr

#50
November 17, 2007, 10:17:07 PM
I'm getting a headache, it's sad what two days off school does to me. I HAD TO THINK ABOUT THEM!!!!!!
MMMMMMMMM!!!!!! Doughnuts.- Homer Simpson

Burl

#51
November 17, 2007, 10:26:26 PM
Hey Josh !  What's the difference between a school teacher and a train ?



   The teacher says " You take that gum out of your  mouth ! "


       The train says "choo - choo - choo ! "


                              All gummed up ---Burl--- the bubblehead .
Of all the things I've ever been called ;
I do like "Dad" the most .   ---Burl---

Cindi

#52
November 18, 2007, 12:24:49 PM
 :) :) :)  Cindi
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service

pdmattox

#53
November 18, 2007, 04:23:22 PM
 :mrgreen:

buzzbeejr

#54
November 18, 2007, 10:24:27 PM
 :-D :roll: where do you come up w/ this stuff, you should write a book.
MMMMMMMMM!!!!!! Doughnuts.- Homer Simpson

Burl

#55
November 19, 2007, 01:15:39 AM
Did you hear about the baby camel who was born with a flat  back  ??


   Do you know what his parents named him  ??




                HUMPHREY .

   I'd walk a mile for a pun .       ---Burl---
Of all the things I've ever been called ;
I do like "Dad" the most .   ---Burl---

Cindi

#56
November 19, 2007, 10:08:18 AM
 :) :) :)Cindi
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service

Burl

#57
November 20, 2007, 04:25:59 PM
Hey all ,   I went to a wedding the other day .  That's right , one T.V. antenna got married to another T.V. antenna .  And the service was awful !


                            But the reception was excellent !!

  Tune in again next time when we hear Burl say  "How come my bunny has rabbit ears , but he can't pick up any stations ? "               ---Burl---
Of all the things I've ever been called ;
I do like "Dad" the most .   ---Burl---

pdmattox

#58
November 20, 2007, 09:02:26 PM
I can see a e-book on PUNS and Spoonerisms by burl. :)
lots of good material already hear.

Brian D. Bray

#59
November 23, 2007, 10:20:35 AM
What do you do with old cars?

You turn them into Traffic Jam.  Anybody for a PBJ?
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