PUNS and Spoonerisms

[Burl]

A pun is of course also known as a play on words .  They most often deal with cliche' , however they can also delve into other areas of languge such as anachronymn.  Examples of such will be cheerfully provided upon request .  Spoonerisms are where beginning letters or consonant sounds are traded within a phrase or name .  Our highly esteemed and much learned colleague "Dane Bramage" is obviously aware of this form of humor .
Lets begin with a pun about a sign .  It is a sign on the door of the Orthodontists office .  Not just any any orthodontist mind you .  This is a self-service orthodontist .  Do you know what the sign says ?


                                 BRACE YOURSELF !

                                                                           ---Burl---

[Cindi]

Burl, ha, ah, ha, (how do you type out laughing, other than LOL?).  Bring on the puns!!!!  Have a wonderful and great day, Cindi

[Burl]

Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insominiac  ??



       He laid awake at night  , wondering if there really was a doG .


                                                  ---Burl---

[Cindi]

Hee, hee, ha, ha, ho, ho!!!  Have a great and wonderful day, Cindi

[Burl]

Do you know what the mother buffalo told her boy when he left to go to camp ??


                                                      "Bye - son . "

                    ---Burl---

[pdmattox]

now this is just getting out of hand. :shock:  just kiddin I realy liked that last one.

[JP]

Did you hear about the vet that had to prescribe Viagra to the alligator?









It had reptile dysfunction! :-D :-P :-D

[Cindi]

 :) :) :)  Cindi

[Burl]

  Did you hear about the family of skunks that went to Church one Sunday morning ??





    That's right they sat in their own pew .   I know , that was a real stinker  , wasn't it ?!

                                                ---Burl---

[JP]

What do you call a hare with a lot of fleas?




                                               Ready?






                         





              Bugs Bunny! :-D :-D :-D :-D

[Burl]

JP you are one punny guy !   I almost feel as if I know you .  It's like we went to different schools together.

     What is a jackrabbit to a coyote ??





     FAST FOOD.                                            ---Burl---

[JP]

Good one Burl. :-D

[JP]

Seven days without a pun makes one.................weak.

[Burl]

Do you know why oysters and clams can only just think of themselves ??









It's because they're "shellfish" .

                                                            ---Burl---

[Cindi]

Heee, hee, ha, ha, Cindi

[JP]

 :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D shellfish!

[Burl]

Hey JP !  Did you realize that vintage American made motorcycles are mentioned in the Bible ??   
  That's right , it is written that " the sound of David's Triumph was heard throughout the land . "
                                                                    ---Burl---

[JP]

 :-P :-D :-P :mrgreen:

[ImLovinAllBees]

You guys are hilarious!  your cracking me up with some of these posts!

[Cindi]

 :-D hee, hee, ha, ha, ha.  Cindi