PUNS and Spoonerisms

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Cindi

#60
November 23, 2007, 10:26:59 AM
 :) :) :)  C.
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service

qa33010

#61
November 24, 2007, 08:16:12 PM
   Burl that's udderly preposterous.  If I were a tree I'ld mapley be laughing with yew!
Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try."  So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin.  If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it.  (unknown)

Cindi

#62
November 24, 2007, 10:35:04 PM
qa33010.  Now that was very ingenious,  :) :) :) C.
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service

Burl

#63
November 25, 2007, 11:21:05 AM
Hey QA !   I wish you wood knot tell those tree puns .  They make me want  to pine and balsaam .  But , I guess you're branching out some  , so maybe I shouldn't bark at you for going against my grain .  I feel like such a sap now .  Let's just leaf it at that .

                                      ---Burl---   the knot head
Of all the things I've ever been called ;
I do like "Dad" the most .   ---Burl---

Cindi

#64
November 25, 2007, 11:38:08 AM
 :) :) :) :roll:  C.
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service

TwT

#65
November 26, 2007, 12:52:30 AM
Put a piece of beef between two pieces of bread and you have a bull-only sandwich
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

Never be afraid to try something new.
Amateurs built the ark,
Professionals built the Titanic

TwT

#66
November 26, 2007, 12:55:23 AM
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

Never be afraid to try something new.
Amateurs built the ark,
Professionals built the Titanic

TwT

#67
November 26, 2007, 12:56:53 AM
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

Never be afraid to try something new.
Amateurs built the ark,
Professionals built the Titanic

TwT

#68
November 26, 2007, 12:58:41 AM
'We've lost too much to the Indian princess at that card game,' declared Capt. John Smith, 'but don't let poker haunt us.'.
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

Never be afraid to try something new.
Amateurs built the ark,
Professionals built the Titanic

TwT

#69
November 26, 2007, 01:08:19 AM
Old upholsterers never die,
they always recover.



What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o- lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi!  :-P



THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

Never be afraid to try something new.
Amateurs built the ark,
Professionals built the Titanic

Scadsobees

#70
November 26, 2007, 11:54:14 AM
Have all you people been eating Laffey-Taffey or something??  :roll:

:-P
Rick

pdmattox

#71
November 26, 2007, 12:19:15 PM
Burl started it. :-X

Burl

#72
November 26, 2007, 11:33:43 PM
Hey SCADSOBEES ,   That reminds me of what the grape said when the elephant stepped on him .

  Actually , he didn't really say anything at all .


That's right !  All he did was let out a little wine .


                         I've got a bunch of em' .      ---Burl---
Of all the things I've ever been called ;
I do like "Dad" the most .   ---Burl---

Cindi

#73
November 27, 2007, 10:14:14 AM
Burl, you're somethin' else  :) :) :)C
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service

Scadsobees

#74
November 27, 2007, 11:08:34 AM
Quote
That's right !  All he did was let out a little wine .

Yeah, I did that too when I was sampling my brew last week.  Hard to get out of the carpet.
These postings were so much funnier then after a few glasses....

So much for sour grapes.....

:-P   :-D
Rick

Burl

#75
November 27, 2007, 12:47:15 PM
 Speaking of people in an altered state of mind ; that reminds me of a famous quote from the infamous Exxon Valdez accident .  You know the big oil spill off the Alaska coast .?   

   The captain said to the first mate ---


   "I said rum and coke on the rocks !    NOT, run the boat on the rocks !!! "


                                 Soberly , your friend  ---Burl---
Of all the things I've ever been called ;
I do like "Dad" the most .   ---Burl---

TwT

#76
November 27, 2007, 08:41:52 PM
speaking of grapes, did you know

"Sellers of dried grapes are always raisin awareness?"
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

Never be afraid to try something new.
Amateurs built the ark,
Professionals built the Titanic

Brian D. Bray

#77
November 28, 2007, 10:48:50 PM
Since people drown their sorrows in drink shouldn't that be a sour grape instead of an olive in your martini?
Life is a school.  What have you learned?   :brian:      The greatest danger to our society is apathy, vote in every election!

Burl

#78
November 29, 2007, 01:47:33 PM
Brian  , You are so right about that !   I frequently work with children with FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME , and I am a coffin maker .  I will spare you the sad ,and gorey details of that .  Suffice it to say old Burl loses his sense of humor when it comes to the selfish behavior of folks who promote this philosophy that things are better and more enjoyable when they have imbibed in their chosen mind altering substance .. OH , the needless sufferring the innocent would be spared if they would rather prefer laffey-taffy over goofy juice .  There is wa-aaay too much preventable pain caused by substance abuse .  I started this thread to share some laughs with others who enjoy this form of humor .  It has been good .  Let's keep it going , please , it is like a healing salve to a very sore spot in my old heart .  Thankyou !
                                                            Sincerely   ---Burl---
Of all the things I've ever been called ;
I do like "Dad" the most .   ---Burl---

Scadsobees

#79
November 29, 2007, 03:36:35 PM
QuoteThese postings were so much funnier then after a few glasses.

Shucks, my ear was just sore from the corniness of the puns here :-P I was just ready to stalk off, not sure if I could field any more.   :-P

Besides, I don't think my drinking will give my kids FAS  :roll: ....(Don't worry, I don't overindulge or abuse it, even if it is made with the best honey on earth... :lol:...)  Sorry if my attempts at humor causes pain in your sore spot, I understand  :'( ...

:-D
Rick
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